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Bob the yellow canary
would sing with every breath,
the problem with this situation
was that Bob was tone deaf.

He started the day singing loudly
and animals covered their ears,
as the day went on he sang louder
and reduced some animals to tears.

He believed he sounded lovely
singing la de da de da,
when in reality he bellowed
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

All the animals pleaded with Bob
to keep the decibels down,
the reaction they got was confusion
and a disbelieving frown.

Things were getting serious
all the animals needed some sleep,
so they tied Bobs beak together
so he could only get out a peep.

So if you see a yellow canary
with its beak all tied up tight,
please don’t remove the binding
because you’ll get a terrible fright.

Bob

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