Duncan the pigeon was upset
he was on the verge of despair,
seagulls had moved onto his patch
and ate his crumbs without a care.

It was bad enough working with starlings
and the cheeky sparrows were a pain,
he had to deal with these gulls
so they’d never come back again.

One day he had lost it and screamed
“go and eat your fish you big rats!”
a gull turned and growled back at him
“shut up or we’ll feed you to the cats”.

Poor Duncan was at the end of his tether
he even tried pushing the gulls about,
he got a black eye and a sore beak
and his belly was still going without.

Duncan made a change to his life
and he knew he was never going back,
he now lives at the local park pond
with the ducks screaming quack! quack! quack!



3 thoughts on “Duncan

  • 10th March 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Very good again Philip πŸ™‚

  • 7th March 2017 at 9:27 am

    Love it!…you’ll soon have enough material for a book!! πŸ‘πŸ»

    • 8th March 2017 at 4:21 pm

      Thanks Cherie. Hopefully I’ll get some new ones done soon 😁

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