The lion and crocodile escaped from the zoo,
they knew exactly what they wanted to do.
They went to a party to get their faces painted,
the girl with the paint stood, shrieked and fainted.
They went to a cafe to try eating some pie,
the staff and customers would do nothing but cry.
They went to the theatre to watch a play,
The man selling tickets screamed and ran away.
The lion and the crocodile returned to the zoo,
they were really fed up and feeling ever so blue.
They told their friends about their very strange day,
when asked if they’d go again they both yelled “NO WAY!”